I would definitely go to this:
Three days, in London, knitting!?! Heaven on earth, I tell you. Perhaps there I could feel less guilty about the amount of time I spend knitting. Perhaps there I would actually feel good about it, because I'm sure there are others worse than me. Perhaps there all of my dreams would come true. Perhaps.
While you may all think that I do nothing but knitting (which may or may not be true...) life at my home has been wonderful... and... I've been knitting.